Toddlers are tiny tyrants. They can’t help it, I know. Thus, when E decided he wanted nothing to do with his dinner (that he ate ALL of the previous night), I assigned no judgment to my cooking abilities and chucked it in the trash.
I marvel that a 21-month old has the ability to convince me to meal plan, eat leftovers, cook quinoa (FTW)…and simultaneously leave me starving and unable to conceptualize anything for myself.
Yet, when he goes to sleep this night, at 7:05, I pulled the oil from the pantry, waited for it to heat over the pot on the stove, then covered the bottom with a single layer of popcorn. When the kernels exploded against the top, I turned the burner down until a few random pops signaled completion.
I marvel, too, that while I attempt to be so thoughtful with E’s dinner, mine is this: popcorn, on the stove, a dash of salt, eaten OUT OF THE PAN, while I sit on the couch and watch reality television and read Southern Living.
Oy. Maybe tomorrow I’ll have some veggies to accompany this meal, though I read the label: fiber. I win.
Oh, I do love hot popcorn right off of the stove! Such a treat after a long day! I almost thought E was coming to come out his bed and demand some : )
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That actually sounds amazing. Now I want some popcorn…
I am a little amazed that the vigorous popping didn’t wake E!
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White noise machine. He hears nothing. I’m going to make some more. Right now. Yay!
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Dammit, I want popcorn now. It’s funny, I do the same with Hagrid… he has everything in a balanced meal and I get whatever I scrape together. This line FTW: “and simultaneously leave me starving and unable to conceptualize anything for myself.” Such a gem.
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I read the label: fiber, I win! That’s hilarious! This whole post cracks me up. Really, I’ve lived this and still do even though my youngest is not 4 and I can win most dinner showdowns (with bribery) now. So many descriptors caught my eye! Great slice!
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Yes! Popcorn for dinner! I have done that.
I know what you mean: our little ones can turn us into chefs that do not have the energy to cook for ourselves. Enjoy your popcorn at la Olivia Pope style!
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